I just have to share that I have superhuman powers. Really! I have the ability to do things in my home that the other 7 people I live with cannot. Can you believe it?? Did you know I can unroll socks? Yes! Time and time again my family has failed at this monumental task. No matter how many times I have shown them they just do not have the superhuman powers I do.
Another amazing ability I have is to change the toilet paper roll. Apparently it takes superhuman strength to get the rod out of the holders, take the empty roll off and put on a new roll. I realize that it is probably more than just my two year old looking at me in amazement when I do that. I am sure the rest of them are watching from around the corner asking themselves, “How does she DO that?”.
What other superhuman abilities besides strenth and dexterity do I have? Vision. My family can walk past a piece of trash on the floor a dozen times and never see it. It may be huge but still they are only human and cannot see what I see with my wonderous vision. When I pick up to throw it away they all are so amazed that they even stepped over it yet did not see it. Ha ha! I strike again!
There seems to be some mysterious forcefield around our laundry hamper that only I can penetrate. I am not sure how it got there or who put it there. Not even Mr. Muscles (dh) can break through it!
Now I am going to have to pay close attention to see what else I can do with my superhuman powers. I have no idea why God chose to bless me with such abilities but I promise I shall only use them for good and not for evil! I am off to save the day. Somewhere in my house socks are rolled up into tiny, uncleanable balls, tiolet paper rolls are empty and trash is calling out for rescue! Until later………….