With my job comes many different titles. I am a mom, wife, chef, teacher, nurse, referree, butt wiper, maid, stylist and many more.
One area of expertise I have comes in very handy every single day. With one finger I wow the masses. The title I bear with this job? I am the official light-turner-offer.
For some strange reason no one else in our house has this awe-inspiring ability. Only me. I only use this amazing ability for good. LOL Crazy, isn’t it? In a single day I can easily make multiple trips around the house performing this amazing feat.
I guess in each family someone assumes strange yet important roles like this. Would you like to be even more impressed by my many job titles/ abilities? I am also the official drawer-closer. Now, several people in my family can get them most of the way closed, but yet again, I am called into action to assist them in a monumental task. There is no extra pay for this. I do it for the love of my family.
Do you have any really cool jobs and/or titles like me? What are you able to do that no one else in your family can do?
God Bless,
~Rhen
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Posted by laura on July 12, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I am the official toilet paper replacer…it can’t always end the roll on me, someone’s leaving it empty! Replacing it is a skill apparently only I possess.
Funny post!
-Laura
Posted by jayedee on July 13, 2008 at 12:48 pm
i, in my little corner of the world, am the official toilet paper roll changer and rinser of milk glasses! i have tried numerous times to train a replacement to take over for me when i can no longer fulfill my duties, but alas, have been unsuccessful to this point!
*sighs*
Posted by Thea @ Im A Drama Mama on July 13, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I am the official “car-key-hanger-upper” and the official “transferrer of the change from the dresser to the change jar”…
I also share the title of “drawer closer”
Posted by The Gang's All Here! on July 13, 2008 at 5:50 pm
apparently, i have been blessed with the gift of actually seeing all the CRAP that the rest of them leave laying around the floors of EVERY. SINGLE. ROOM. of the whole house. further, i have discovered that i am the only one gifted with the ability to actually do something about the stuff strewn about. socks in laundry. toys in toy basket. books on bookshelf. you know, extraordinary supernatural skills like that. i’m amazing. i know. i tell myself every day. cuz the rest of them are too busy being normal humans that they don’t even recognize my super powers.
Posted by Her Peculiar Life on July 13, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Get ready to be impressed … I am the official clothes dryer lint remover! Isn’t that something? But even more impressive is that I hang my husbands, younger children’s and my laundry on the outside clothes line. Only my older children use the dryer on a regular basis. Yep! I have X-Ray vision that sees through the dryer door so the lint can be removed regularly. Yea, I know, I know … each and everyone of you are totally jealous …
Edited by Rhen: Teach me, oh wise one!
Posted by Kellyn on July 13, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I am the official clothes folder…hubby won’t do it. The kids can, but the clothes end up wrinkley, and then I have to iron. Not a good time for Mom!
Posted by amy on July 14, 2008 at 10:15 am
i have the distinguished title of “she-who-cleans-up-pee-pee-messes-that-she-never-makes”!! thank goodness for clorox wipes.
Posted by Suzy :) on July 14, 2008 at 10:17 am
Chair Pusher Inner… that’s me!
Thanks for taking something we often grumble about and making it so LIGHT and FUN!